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Darkmoon
54 / male
Athens, Greece
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Greeks
I got this with an email, maybe a bit too "patriotic" for us Greeks but kinda funny really!
Why am I proud to be Greek
* Because we are European Champions in Soccer
* Because we are European Champions in Basketball
* Because Paparizou (singer) made us Eurovision Champions
* Because we buy whole watermelons and not in slices
* Because we buy whole lambs and not in pieces
* Because when we buy feta we buy at least a kilo and not 150gr.
* Because nights in Greece finish in the morning
* Because we take our coffee slowly and not in 'shots'
* Because flirting is our national hobby
* Because we are world champions in sex
* Because we always moan about the public sector and everyone seeks to get a job in it
* Because we go out almost every night even if we are penniless
* Because we respect our Grandmothers more than our wives
* Because we know how to spend better than we know how to save
* Because we never visit others empty-handed
* Because there is no way to explain to foreigners what "kapsoura" is... (burning desire for someone)
* Because we do not share the cost of petrol with those we take in our cars
* Because we always make it, albeit in the last moment
* Because for the sake of a woman we would wage war for 10 years (Trojan war)
* Because we are everywhere around the planet
* Because we love and hate with passion
* Because the word "filotimo" (a synonym of honor, helping someone because it is the right thing to do) doesn't exist in any other language
* Because whenever foreigners cannot find a word, they bloody steal one of ours
* Because we spend our bad and low times with our friends and family, not with therapists and counsellors
* Because Socrates, Pluto, and Aristotle were Hellenic and we still quote from them
* Because we invented theatre
* Because we gave birth to Democracy
* Because we discovered logic
* Because we jumpstarted science
* Because we are proud of our culture, not of our wars
* Because Jesus Christ's best friends were Greeks
* Because when others were discovering meat, we already had cholesterol
* Because when we were building the Parthenon, the others were still sleeping under trees
* Because when others created wars, we created Games to stop wars
* Because we have a distinction between Eros (falling in love) & Agapi (innocent love), while we feel both passionately
* Because we don't use ketchup or mayonnaise with our food - it tastes damn good anyway!
* Because we get angry quickly but forget all about it even quicker
* Because we are not ashamed to cry-the girls that is
* Because we dance when we are sad and party when we are happy
* Because we work to live and we do not live to work
* Because 97% of the stars' names are Hellenic
* Because we always talk about getting in a diet after we had our meal
* Because a woman with a big arse is just as sexy as the woman with the small one
* Because although we know danger well, we dare
* Because when you shout "brother" in the streets, everyone turns around
* Because we speak loudly and laugh even louder!!!
Because "Greeks do not fight like heroes, heroes fight like Greeks"
-Winston Churchill, 1941
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