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it's so good for you
I got this off the internet, don't know how much of it is actually true, and I don't really care!!
Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.
If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.
A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.
Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to twelve minutes on the treadmill.
Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.
Intercourse prevents divorce.
Regular screwing releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.
Sex eliminates headaches.
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| October 6, 2004, 20:38 |
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OhYesOhYesOhYes
57 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: it's so good for you
Of course performing regular cunnilingus strengthens the tongue so that a man might improve his....um....diction.
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| October 6, 2004, 20:46 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 6, 2004, 20:38)I got this off the internet, don't know how much of it is actually true, and I don't really care!!
Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.
If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.
A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.
Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to twelve minutes on the treadmill.
Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.
Intercourse prevents divorce.
Regular screwing releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.
Sex eliminates headaches.
I think some in-depth research is in order then, don't you.     
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| October 7, 2004, 11:03 |
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Re: it's so good for you
I think maybe the "Intercourse prevents divorce" should be amended to "Intercourse with your spouse prevents divorce"
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| October 7, 2004, 11:30 |
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Re: it's so good for you
That explains why I'm such a dumbass who has daily headaches..... *sigh*
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| October 7, 2004, 11:39 |
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Re: it's so good for you
..did I mention that I have one MoFo screaming headache??
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| October 7, 2004, 11:40 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
I hear dove bars , are good headache prevention 
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| October 7, 2004, 11:44 |
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Re: it's so good for you
needed prevention last nite , now I need a cure !!
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| October 7, 2004, 12:07 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
continued use on a regular basis is the only cure minimum dosage is once a day , twice is gauranteed to cure.
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| October 7, 2004, 12:20 |
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Re: it's so good for you
wow, I wonder if I went for three times a day, would I get a pretty good buzz??
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| October 7, 2004, 12:27 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
yeah so good your whole body would tingle and vibrate , with the slightest touch , you would be in heaven. 
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| October 7, 2004, 12:32 |
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Re: it's so good for you
Sounds like a dam good buzz !!
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| October 7, 2004, 12:36 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
you would feel little butterfly kisses all over your beautiful body, making you tingle with delight.little hot breaths strategically placed for maximum effect. the feeling would be so intense, you would forget all about any aches or pains. sheer extacy is all you would know.only a Dove bar can produce this feeling of pure energy .
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| October 7, 2004, 12:45 |
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Re: Re: it's so good for you
QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 7, 2004, 11:30)I think maybe the "Intercourse prevents divorce" should be amended to "Intercourse with your spouse prevents divorce"
Darn it Chaz. you stole my line! My head hurts I need sex !
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| October 7, 2004, 13:21 |
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Re: Re: it's so good for you
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 7, 2004, 12:45)
Dam, that sounds highly addictive !!
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| October 7, 2004, 13:23 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
yeah it is, once you get the Dove bar , you are hooked for life.but you love every minute of it. 
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| October 7, 2004, 13:35 |
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Re: it's so good for you
but is it really an addiction, or a vice??
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| October 7, 2004, 17:47 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
I think it's an overpowering need to feel loved ,needed , wanted, and appreciated. I guess you an call it whatever you want . a rose by any other name would still be as sweet as you . Am I making sense ? . I have no idea, I'm sleep typing . 
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| October 7, 2004, 18:22 |
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Re: it's so good for you
You're doing it rather well!!
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| October 7, 2004, 18:27 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
well thaank you , thaank you veery muuuch 
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| October 7, 2004, 18:40 |
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Re: it's so good for you
Your thoughts are coherent and your typing is readable ! So far , that is !!
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| October 7, 2004, 18:53 |
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Re: it's so good for you
Every blowjob you give adds a month to your life.Talk about a fountain of youth..LOL,So I guess every one recived takes a month from your life.
No wonder women live longer then men.
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| October 7, 2004, 19:05 |
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Re: it's so good for you
oowwww!! Good theory!! Now you need to name it after one of those ugly insects that devour their mate, or at least chew his head off during or imediatly after mating ! And for any man who suddenly starts getting 2, or 3 times more blow jobs from his spouse,think about it, may not be love, or even lust...
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| October 7, 2004, 19:16 |
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Re: it's so good for you
..it just means that your better half is trying to off you..LOL
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| October 7, 2004, 19:30 |
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Re: it's so good for you
and no forensic evidence !
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| October 7, 2004, 19:34 |
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Re: it's so good for you
it would be a hell of a way to go tho.
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| October 7, 2004, 19:47 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
Mmm, arthritis has been better latlely. 
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| October 8, 2004, 14:47 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 6, 2004, 20:38)I got this off the internet, don't know how much of it is actually true, and I don't really care!!
Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.
If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.
A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.
Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to twelve minutes on the treadmill.
Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.
Intercourse prevents divorce.
Regular screwing releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.
Sex eliminates headaches.
so by following these 8 simple rules , you can, live longer, be stronger , and healthier,look years younger,be smarter, and have less pain.makes a daily orgy sound like a great idea .    3some .gif">    : flowers:otherwise we all end up looking like this
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| October 9, 2004, 04:37 |
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Re: Re: it's so good for you
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 9, 2004, 04:37) QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 6, 2004, 20:38)I got this off the internet, don't know how much of it is actually true, and I don't really care!!
Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.
If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.
A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.
Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to twelve minutes on the treadmill.
Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.
Intercourse prevents divorce.
Regular screwing releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.
Sex eliminates headaches.
so by following these 8 simple rules , you can, live longer, be stronger , and healthier,look years younger,be smarter, and have less pain.makes a daily orgy sound like a great idea . 3some .gif"> : flowers:otherwise we all end up looking like this
Sure beats 15 min. a day three times a week for the Bowfex Body of your dreams!
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| October 9, 2004, 04:41 |
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Re: Re: Re: it's so good for you
QUOTE (DEye @ October 9, 2004, 04:41) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 9, 2004, 04:37) QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 6, 2004, 20:38)I got this off the internet, don't know how much of it is actually true, and I don't really care!!
Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.
If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.
A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.
Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to twelve minutes on the treadmill.
Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.
Intercourse prevents divorce.
Regular screwing releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.
Sex eliminates headaches.
so by following these 8 simple rules , you can, live longer, be stronger , and healthier,look years younger,be smarter, and have less pain.makes a daily orgy sound like a great idea . 3some .gif"> : flowers:otherwise we all end up looking like this
Sure beats 15 min. a day three times a week for the Bowfex Body of your dreams!
Actually, I look allot like during the peak of orgasm
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| October 10, 2004, 07:26 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: it's so good for you
you could never be anything but beautiful , under any conditions, esp, me oops did I say that
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| October 10, 2004, 07:46 |
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Re: Re: it's so good for you
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 10, 2004, 07:46)you could never be anything but beautiful , under any conditions, esp, me oops did I say that
awww! Thank you!!
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| October 17, 2004, 23:23 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: it's so good for you
Actually, I look allot like during the peak of orgasm
Seeing I find that hard to believe. I guess I'll have to witness it for myself 
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| October 18, 2004, 04:22 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 17, 2004, 23:23) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 10, 2004, 07:46)you could never be anything but beautiful , under any conditions, esp, me oops did I say that awww! Thank you!!
Thank You for just being YOU
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| October 19, 2004, 01:07 |
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Tease
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small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: it's so good for you
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 19, 2004, 01:07) QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 17, 2004, 23:23) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 10, 2004, 07:46)you could never be anything but beautiful , under any conditions, esp, me oops did I say that awww! Thank you!!
Thank You for just being YOU
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| October 19, 2004, 05:30 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: it's so good for you
QUOTE (Tease @ October 19, 2004, 05:30)
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| October 19, 2004, 05:50 |
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Re: it's so good for you
about time to move this to the sappy thread !
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| October 19, 2004, 11:56 |
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Re: Re: it's so good for you
QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 19, 2004, 11:56)about time to move this to the sappy thread !
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YES YES YES! Halleluejah
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