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What is butt dust?
What, you ask, is "Butt Dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in a child's sincere originality. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After
a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six ."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain
to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's
me?"
SUSAN(age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON(age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES(age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
 
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| January 22, 2007, 10:45 |
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Re: What is butt dust?
Very cute ..Sounds like you have might experience some of those your  self at one time Moon
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| January 22, 2007, 10:49 |
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funlovingpair
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Re: What is butt dust?
Aw yea, out of the mouths of bab's 
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| February 21, 2007, 15:01 |
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Re: What is butt dust?
Lmao!! Moon you just continue to out dew yourself..over and over again..butt dust....hahahaha
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| February 21, 2007, 17:56 |
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Re: What is butt dust?
Much funnier than some of the jokes I've seen on Yahoo! answers.
Good, mostly clean joke
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| March 10, 2007, 16:58 |
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azcapt
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You got me again Moon. I always thought ' butt dust ' was from lack of use at the back door just like having cobwebs at the front door !! Even at my age I have learned something new---lol--I better start listening to the grandkids more often. Keep up the good work your information is priceless.  
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| December 28, 2008, 18:01 |
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Re: What is butt dust?
Gawd, I miss Moonhowler!!!
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