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Strange, possibly offensive but most of all true.
It's wrong to have sex with a horse.
My friend said "Really?", says I, "Of Course"
It isn't right to f*ck a cow,
and don't ask me, I don't know how.
And honestly it gives me violent shudders,
to think of the imorral use of it's udders.
I don't agree with sex with a dog,
no canine relationship, or one with a hog.
You can't possibly lie in bet with a cat,
it's got sharp claws, imagine that!
While it might seem like a good idea at the time,
I'm almost certain it amounts to a crime.
(Except, I've read in Washington state,
the animals there have terrible fate)
Some may disagree but you can't ride a bird,
of the feathered type, it's juat absurd.
I just can't imagine sex with a spider,
while it might be tempting to stick on inside her,
and 8 legs just might seem appealing,
I'm sure it would be such a horrible feeling,
you should try to have sex with a woman instead,
although I'm not sure which makes the stickier web.
Either way usualy means some kind of woe,
but a humat at least is onle a 2-eyed foe.
You're not allowed to have sex with a fly.
I don't know why.
Perhaps you'll die?
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| November 19, 2006, 15:58 |
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Re: Strange, possibly offensive but most of all true.
Apologies for spelling mistakes...
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| November 19, 2006, 15:59 |
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Re: Strange, possibly offensive but most of all true.
Hey Hap, I will be a fly on the wall. As far as the horse, let's just say that I had my little visitor, and Duke went nuts, all I can say is Tica ran real fast. That poor horse just went crazy, I felt so bad for him, but it was either me running or the horse... (cough'n) oh no never mind. 
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