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littlegothicslut
49 / female
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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you know you are kinky when.....
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| August 19, 2004, 20:11 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
Don't forget: you spend so much time at web naughty it takes you a whole day to get caught up with your own laundry. Excuse me, I have to take another loaout of the dyrer.
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| August 19, 2004, 20:19 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: you know you are kinky when.....
QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 19, 2004, 20:19)Don't forget: you spend so much time at web naughty it takes you a whole day to get caught up with your own laundry. Excuse me, I have to take another loaout of the dyrer.
load out of the dryer,,,,damn fingers!
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| August 19, 2004, 20:20 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
lgs, of all these lists... this is my favorite!
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| August 20, 2004, 22:19 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
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| August 21, 2004, 19:22 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
..When you go to the gynocologist, hop on the examining table, put your feet in the stirrups, and absently start a frantic seatch for the leather restaining straps.
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| August 22, 2004, 03:35 |
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Re: Re: you know you are kinky when.....
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 22, 2004, 03:35)..When you go to the gynocologist, hop on the examining table, put your feet in the stirrups, and absently start a frantic seatch for the leather restaining straps.
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| August 22, 2004, 04:56 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
(what are you snickering at?) I forgot something, ....and you accidently call your gyno Dr. "Daddy" or "Master"
or...when you go to your Dr., and when he walks in, YOU put on the latex gloves..
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| August 22, 2004, 12:48 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
....or when you go to PETSMART"s leash and collar section and asked where the fitting room is.
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| August 23, 2004, 07:23 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
...or when you notice you don't have laundry cuz latex and rubber wipes clean with a damp rag and mild soap.
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| August 23, 2004, 07:24 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
I have 4 satin scarves tied to my bed posts...and a nice pretty blck one next to my bed...that make me kinky? I did put my lil whip in the top drawer..cause I dont want the kids hitting eachother with it
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| August 23, 2004, 10:20 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
you have an entire drawer in your dresser dedicated to clothing designed to expose rather than conceal.
You have a "slave ring" mounted on the floor next to your bed.
Your favorite necklace chain has 1/2 inch steel links.
Your idea of a "choker" is two strong hands.
Your refrigerator contains nothing but cucumbers, whipped cream and jello.
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| August 24, 2004, 16:47 |
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jcollimns
44 / male
Rochester, New York, US
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
you forgot chochalate, and carmel ummm and nuts, love making a sundae
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| September 13, 2004, 10:02 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
You have a welcome matt at your bedroom door.
You take a sexual stimulant before a physical exam.
You have an assortment of dildos in the guest room shower.
You ware crotchless shorts to pilati class.
You have been divorced for 30 yrs. and have vissions of her while having sex.
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| September 13, 2004, 11:02 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
Your in church, and all your thinking about is what that hot chick in the third pew pussy looks like. (Lord have mercey on me)
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| September 13, 2004, 11:13 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
Your wife is in the hosp. having your baby, and your at the nurses station trying to get a date.
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| September 13, 2004, 11:21 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
your wife is in labor, and your trying to get the doctor to add extra stich's after the episiotomy.
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| September 13, 2004, 11:34 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
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| September 13, 2004, 15:53 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: you know you are kinky when.....
QUOTE (hothands @ September 13, 2004, 11:34)your wife is in labor, and your trying to get the doctor to add extra stich's after the episiotomy.
 
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| September 13, 2004, 16:22 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
You use the restroom at "Home Depot" as a fitting room.
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| September 14, 2004, 05:10 |
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artful1
56 / male
Manhattan, New York, US
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
....starbucks has assigned you your own lounge area...
....you carry a small jar of peanut butter with you wherever you go.
....latex gloves are an accessory item you can't
do without....
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1
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| September 14, 2004, 07:08 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
You walk around with a cucumber inside your jeans just to see the look on womens faces.
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| September 14, 2004, 12:59 |
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Re: Re: you know you are kinky when.....
QUOTE (hothands @ September 14, 2004, 12:59)You walk around with a cucumber inside your jeans just to see the look on womens faces.
that might actually be fun to try. 
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| September 14, 2004, 17:29 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
until your "cock" falls out onto the floor and you see that look on the woman's faces
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| September 14, 2004, 17:58 |
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Re: Re: you know you are kinky when.....
QUOTE (kbateman @ September 14, 2004, 17:58)until your "cock" falls out onto the floor and you see that look on the woman's faces
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| September 14, 2004, 18:02 |
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Re: Re: you know you are kinky when.....
QUOTE (kbateman @ September 14, 2004, 17:58)until your "cock" falls out onto the floor and you see that look on the woman's faces
damn, thats two looks for the price of one! maybe i should bring my camera too.
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| September 14, 2004, 18:08 |
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Re: you know you are kinky when.....
use a zucchini.... i would look at that twice!
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| September 14, 2004, 18:18 |
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