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Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud
Just something else I ran across on the net.
Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret:
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#10 Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing..
#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 Mom will love this.
#6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflateable.
#5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
#4 Will you model this for me???
#3 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
#2 Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#1--45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
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| August 14, 2004, 20:33 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud
I know it's not your size honey, but we had to draw names for the girls at the office. 
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| August 14, 2004, 22:00 |
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Re: Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud
Which one of you ladies is Victoria? (I'm sure the sales girls never hear that one enough!
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| August 16, 2004, 03:17 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud
woman, get me a beer.
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| August 17, 2004, 16:17 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud
"Can I get THAT chick over there to model it for me?"
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| August 17, 2004, 18:40 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud
QUOTE (bawbie @ August 17, 2004, 16:17) woman, get me a beer.
A man once TOLD me not asked me to get his beer...So I did...then poured it over his head! 
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| August 17, 2004, 19:08 |
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littlegothicslut
49 / female
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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Re: Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud
that is funny stuff
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| August 17, 2004, 19:11 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud
A man once TOLD me not asked me to get his beer...So I did...then poured it over his head!
a drunk man poured a beer on me once. at the tuscon blues festival. tinsley ellis was headlining. so ron and i went down for the day
while the greatly under-apriciated mr. ellis was playing, this drunk wanted my spot, and told me to move. i refused. so he asked me why.
being ever so diplomatic, i replied "because i was here first and i'm not a jackass"
it was at this point the beer was poured. within 2 or three seconds, my brother, the rocket scientist, was pushing him away-well, he knocked him down. the guy decided just to sit there and listen to ron explain why this was inappropriate behavior. mainly because by this point, he wasn't able to operate his feet
that makes one park fight and one bar fight ron and i have started. sometimes he can be fun.
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| August 18, 2004, 22:55 |
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