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WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN DO YOU WANT..
Computer Women
WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN DO YOU WANT..
OR WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN ARE YOU?
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!!
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running .!!!
SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!
E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.
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| July 28, 2004, 06:27 |
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jcollimns
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Rochester, New York, US
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Re: WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN DO YOU WANT..
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 28, 2004, 06:27)Computer Women
WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN DO YOU WANT..
OR WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN ARE YOU?
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!!
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running .!!!
SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!
E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.
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| July 28, 2004, 06:30 |
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jcollimns
44 / male
Rochester, New York, US
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Re: WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN DO YOU WANT..
lol thast good. i want an excel woman, but mostly grt email woman
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| July 28, 2004, 06:31 |
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Re: Re: WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN DO YOU WANT..
QUOTE (jcollimns @ July 28, 2004, 06:31)lol thast good. i want an excel woman, but mostly grt email woman
I think and Excel Woman who looks like a SCREENSAVER Woman with all the charms of a MULTIMEDIA Woman. Is that asking too much?
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| July 28, 2004, 09:52 |
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Re: WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN DO YOU WANT..
I can't quite find myself in this list...I'm a windows woman except for the 'can't live without" part, maybe email woman...I dunno
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| July 31, 2004, 05:31 |
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sunbuff10
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Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN DO YOU WANT..
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 28, 2004, 06:27)Computer Women
WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN DO YOU WANT..
OR WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN ARE YOU?
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!!
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running .!!!
SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!
E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.
Hmmm, No anti-virus woman- A girl-freind who leaves your assets in tact, dose not want to take over your life, and keeps all the vrus women from ever entering your hard-drive. Just dreaming...
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