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WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70's couldn't Fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
31. Women actually find Ron Jeremy attractive.
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| July 16, 2004, 04:08 |
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absix
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Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
ROFL! 
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| July 16, 2004, 04:09 |
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Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
Nice photo absix!
What an nice looking couple! !! You two look cuter than Barbie and Ken together!!
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| July 16, 2004, 04:24 |
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Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
LMFAO
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| July 16, 2004, 09:32 |
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absix
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Re: Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 16, 2004, 04:24)Nice photo absix!
What an nice looking couple! !! You two look cuter than Barbie and Ken together!!
Thanks 
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| July 16, 2004, 10:13 |
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allon
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Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
didnt barbie and ken split up recently?
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| July 16, 2004, 12:21 |
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Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
No, but I've heard they've been taking frequent "seperate vacations"
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| July 17, 2004, 03:57 |
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bawbie
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mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
well, it worked for me. except it was expired registration. and i had to marry him. but i'm sure there was a blowjob in there somewhere.
trust me, just take the ticket, smile and drive away. slowly.
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| July 20, 2004, 00:58 |
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Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
The cop that stopped me never even gave me time to offer sex to get out of the ticket. so # 9 is obviously untrue.
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| July 20, 2004, 18:32 |
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littlegothicslut
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Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
damn.....that doesnt work???
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| July 20, 2004, 20:26 |
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Re: Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ July 20, 2004, 20:26)9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
damn.....that doesnt work???
at least for the cop!!!!!!!!!!  keep up the good work 
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| July 21, 2004, 21:44 |
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Re: WHAT PORN MOVIES WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
this is just a llttle post to finally shove the "ohio women" thread down on to page 2
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| July 22, 2004, 12:11 |
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