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ode to eroticy
Oh once I was a fair maiden
In the hills of eroticyland.
I was one of the sweetest of board whores
And I had my pick of just about any man.
But my heart well it went out to Java,
But my wit was still scissor sharp
My insults would flow out like lava
Make you bleed like a bite from a shark.
But one day while playing fun chat games
I was given chat masters great powers
I could see who was who and who wasn’t
God I could look at that info for hours.
But alas my good fortune soon ended,
With a swift and harsh flick of a switch.
I was banned from the land of eroticy,
By Lisa the customer service bitch.
So I set out a looking for new porn,
And a new place to hang my dear hat.
And I found web naughty on my journey
So now this is where you will find me at.
To my friends both old and new ones,
Please don’t mind a word that I say,
For my insults are always presented
In the very most loving of ways.
As for the land of eroticy I must say,
There time it is growing very near,
And some day when she least expects it
I will kick that fucking Lisa in the rear.
Peace out my buddies, new and old!
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| July 28, 2006, 16:41 |
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azcapt
67 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: ode to eroticy
Hope you find Lisa soon---she deserves it---gr8 job
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| July 28, 2006, 16:51 |
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HardLee000
55 / male
Cincinnati, Ohio, US
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Re: ode to eroticy
Well Said Shy...
I so look forward to hearing your insults girl...
Oh..and......Bengals Forever....Steelers never!!!
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| July 28, 2006, 16:53 |
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Re: ode to eroticy
you have no idea how much she does...and hey thanks! Nice to see ya!
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| July 28, 2006, 16:53 |
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Re: ode to eroticy
great poem shy!!
 -leeuh
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| July 29, 2006, 09:16 |
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Re: ode to eroticy
I am happy to see my favorite people from neuroticy.
Welcome and enjoy your stay. Customer service here is the best!!
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| July 29, 2006, 10:29 |
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chemicalman1
52 / male
hamburg, New York, US
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Re: ode to eroticy
well, well, well.....look what comes draggin in...lmao...hi shy hunny...how bout a smooch for the grizz....muahhhhhhhhhh.....and i see my buddy Hardlee is here also...hello my friends
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| July 29, 2006, 10:34 |
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HardLee000
55 / male
Cincinnati, Ohio, US
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Re: ode to eroticy
Whoooooo Hooooooooo
All right!! Hey Chem,...how the frack are you??
Good to see you've made the transition..or is that transfusion?? 
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| July 29, 2006, 10:37 |
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Re: ode to eroticy
Lisa is fuckin' bitch. Eroticy can kiss my ass!!!
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| July 30, 2006, 13:25 |
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mystic1
58 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: ode to eroticy
personally, i know no one who can attest to the fact that "Lisa" even exists....
google webcapades + eroticy
see what you come up with....
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| August 19, 2006, 03:46 |
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Chazzy
45 / female
private location, Missouri, US
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Re: Re: ode to eroticy
QUOTE (mystic1 @ August 19, 2006, 03:46)personally, i know no one who can attest to the fact that "Lisa" even exists....
google webcapades + eroticy
see what you come up with....
Oh yeah....I googled that! I also googled keyword phrase..
"Lisa eroticy" in google/groups.....
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