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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
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| July 25, 2006, 08:54 |
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Re: 10
Moon, a perfect 10 post, loved them!!
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| July 25, 2006, 10:06 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Most of those are so true... 
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| July 25, 2006, 11:25 |
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your killing me
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| July 25, 2006, 12:45 |
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Re: 10
You go girl. That was tru and funny.
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| July 30, 2006, 13:33 |
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| July 30, 2006, 13:45 |
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pepper
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Oh too true!!
  
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