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Men are like....
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Men are like....
Have we done this one yet??? Sorry if we have, but just got this in an email....

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1. Men are likeLaxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather...... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders .......You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.



 July 3, 2006, 11:19
 lizonya
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 63 / couple
 lake elsinore, California, US
Re: Men are like....
heheheheh...thank god they come in different varieties, at least!
 July 3, 2006, 13:24
 

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Re: Men are like....
Numbers 1 and 8 fit me very well.
 July 3, 2006, 19:34
 funlovingpair
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 59 / couple
 Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
Re: Men are like....
Hey now Chazzy, I resemble that statement.
 July 4, 2006, 01:12
 40something
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 56 / female
 In the Sun, Arizona, US
Re: Men are like....
what is that saying
can't live with them and you just can't shoot um!
 July 10, 2006, 17:39
 

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Re: Men are like....
Actually I think it was Norm Peterson on Cheers who said, "Women. Can't live with 'em. Pass the beer nuts."
 July 12, 2006, 07:36
 

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Re: Men are like....
cute Chazzy, Cute!!

I haven't seen any denials to this...so...yeppers, its just us men being men..
 July 13, 2006, 08:35
 

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Re: Men are like....
I really enjoyed that chazzy? Can you wonder how it will feel like the whole of your life with see ing meeting any man? I guess some women wil say they will be happy. But hej, I wouldn't like to date or marry another me, will I?
 July 19, 2006, 13:06

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