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Top Ten Things
You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for un-chaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- Go Crazy!
6. What do you mean you want play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. What Do You want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father's Day? Ahhh, don't worry about that- it's no big deal!
 
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| June 19, 2006, 08:06 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Top Ten Things
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| June 19, 2006, 08:53 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Top Ten Things
The teenagers dream.
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| June 19, 2006, 11:52 |
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