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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire..
I noticed your cat
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you .
I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, The Carolinas, & West Virginia)
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise
We have been friends for a very long time..
Let's say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
Your friends and I wanted to do
Something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
It's really good pay.
 
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| June 14, 2006, 21:58 |
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tomboy6978
45 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
that puts a whole new meaning to hallmark lol
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| June 14, 2006, 22:13 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
Good ones Kitten 
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| June 15, 2006, 00:06 |
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lizonya
63 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
ahahhahhahah ~
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| June 20, 2006, 23:17 |
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2hornythreesome
54 / couple
melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
ROTFLMAO  GIRL
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| June 22, 2006, 05:24 |
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