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rearender
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Phoenix, Arizona, US
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The Magician and the Parrot
there was this Magician and he owned this parrot and they had traveled together for a very long long time as parrots can live as long as humans do. Well as the parrot aged he had watched the magician practice his magic and when hegot angry with the magician he began to reveal his magic tricks by saying things like " Awk, It's up his sleeve !" AWK AWK It's in the hat!" Awk He put it in his pocket!"
Then one day while performing his magic act on one of those luxury cruise ships something went God awful wrong in the boiler room and the ocean liner blew up into a million pieces! And there they wer the magician and the parrot floating side by side in the ocean,clinging to a couple pieces of woo. The only survivors of this horrific accident!
Th parrot looksover his left shoulder then spins his head around and looks over his right shoulder and then looks right at the magician and says, "OK Where the FUCK did you put the ship ? ? 
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| June 12, 2006, 07:59 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The Magician and the Parrot
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| June 12, 2006, 11:41 |
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