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awwww shit!!!
From one of my favorite stupid humor sites....
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Shit
Shit is easily the most powerful word in the
English language. You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit
Together, find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
Buy shit,
Sell shit,
Lose shit,
Find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit
While others can't tell
The difference
Between shit and shineole.
There are lucky shits,
Dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit,
Catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
Or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
Or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
The right shit, the wrong shit or
A lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
Have a mountain of shit, or find
Yourself up shit creek
Without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
And other times you swim in a lake of shit and come
Out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
Basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't
Need to know anything else!
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| June 8, 2006, 10:11 |
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Re: awwww shit!!!
And if the cops bust the door down, you can run to the bathroom and flush your shit down the toilet!
I love it, Chazzy!! 
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| June 8, 2006, 10:21 |
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Re: awwww shit!!!
I don't know the author of this...but sounds very George Carlinish....
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| June 8, 2006, 10:23 |
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Re: awwww shit!!!
I have read this numerous times and it never fails to make me chuckle!!!
Female Lev
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| June 8, 2006, 11:42 |
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Re: Re: awwww shit!!!
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ June 8, 2006, 11:42)I have read this numerous times and it never fails to make me chuckle!!!
Female Lev
Any idea who the author is??
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| June 8, 2006, 11:53 |
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Re: awwww shit!!!
Not right off hand. 
Came to me via e-mail several times awhile back.
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| June 8, 2006, 12:27 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: awwww shit!!!
I tend to step in shit!.... 
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| June 8, 2006, 13:12 |
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rearender
71 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: awwww shit!!!
And if you ever get hit with a bucket of shit be sure to close your eyes!
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| June 8, 2006, 13:26 |
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Re: Re: awwww shit!!!
QUOTE (nykitten @ June 8, 2006, 13:12)I tend to step in shit!....
Better to step in it then to FALL in it! 
Female Lev
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| June 8, 2006, 13:48 |
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nojnivek
53 / male
Pensacola, Florida, US
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Re: awwww shit!!!
no shit!
And is was Carlin
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| June 8, 2006, 15:07 |
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lizonya
63 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: awwww shit!!!
that's goooood shit
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| June 10, 2006, 00:57 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: awwww shit!!!
I remember George Carlin's routine on shit. It was side splitting funny.
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