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rearender
71 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Kinky Sex ??
There was this guy who after listening to his friends sexual bragging and story after story of having wild sex last night ,decided he had to get him some of that.
Having lived his whole life having sex in the missionary style and feeling left out, he decided to get him some of that kinky sex his friends always were bragging about !
So on Saturday night he pays a visit to the local whore house and when he walks in is greeted by the Madame who politely asks him what his pleasure would be tonight
He says I'm not sure I just want it to be kinky as hell!
And the Madame says I think what you want is some good old "69" Give me $50 and go up to room 3 and Jenny will take care of you !
So he pays her the $50 and runs up the stairs and goes into room3 where he is greeted by Jenny, an extremely beautiful and very young girl . She says Hi honey you must be here for some "69" coz that's my specialty just take off your clothes and lie on your back on the bed. And he does and she takes off her robe and crawls up and turns around and says this is how it works dear I'm gonna lick and suck "yours" and you are gonna lick mine.
Well they aint been at it for 3 minutes when Jenny gets a big old gas pain (she was lactose intolerant and had just finished a big chocolate malt) and phewaaart she dropped a bad boy right in his face !!!
Well he didn't say nothing and she just licked and sucked the hell out of his dick to make up for her transgression and 2 minutes later another bubble of gas explodes uncontrollably out of her ass right on his nose !!
Again he didn't say nothin but she thought to herself "He's been so nice about this I better say something to him" and she stops for a second and says Hey Honey, are you enjoying this "69" I'm giving ya?"
And He replies Yeah it feels OK I reckon but I don't think I can take 67 more of them mother fuckers ! ! !
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| June 7, 2006, 00:49 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Kinky Sex ??
ROFLMAO... 
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| June 7, 2006, 01:08 |
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pepper
55 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Kinky Sex ??
 Ewww, lol
  
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| June 7, 2006, 07:04 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Kinky Sex ??
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| June 7, 2006, 07:19 |
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lizonya
63 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Kinky Sex ??
ahahaheeehee
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| June 7, 2006, 13:40 |
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