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Hotel Funnies
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and says, "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?"
The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?"
The person says, " Well, there's one door that leads to the bathroom. There's a second door that goes into the closet. And there's a door I haven't tried, but it has a "Do Not Disturb" sign on it."
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A traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.
"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double room for the night."
Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here one night!"
"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."
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| June 6, 2006, 10:26 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hotel Funnies
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| June 6, 2006, 13:55 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Hotel Funnies
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| June 6, 2006, 17:58 |
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lumberjack
64 / male
Closter, New Jersey, US
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Re: Hotel Funnies
Very Good   a otuch of Dangerfield
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| June 21, 2006, 07:25 |
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