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Introduction to Marketing for Women
1. You are at a party and see a good looking man .
You approach him and say "I'm great in bed".
This is called Direct Marketing.
2. You are at a party and see a good looking man .
A friend of yours approaches him and says "she's great in bed".
This is called Advertisement.
3. You are at a party and see a good looking man .
You approach him and after a while you get his phone number.
The next day you call him and say "Hi, I'm great in bed".
This is called Telemarketing.
4. You are at a party and see a good looking man .
You walk to him, fix his tie, lean your arm on his shoulder, buy him a drink and say "By the way, I'm great in bed".
This is called Public Relations.
5. You are at a party and see a good looking man .
He approaches you and says "I heard you're great in bed".
This is called Product Identification.
6. You are at a party and see a good looking man .
You convince him to take your friend home.
This is called Sales.
But he's not happy so the next morning he calls you.
This is called Aftersales Support.
7. You go to a party and on the way you see all these houses full of attractive men. So you climb to the roof of one of the houses and scream "I'M GREAT IN BED".
This is called Spam.
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| June 2, 2006, 08:07 |
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Re: Introduction to Marketing for Women
I think you may have something there. 
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| June 2, 2006, 08:47 |
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tuscanverve
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kolk, India
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Re: Introduction to Marketing for Women
Are u indian by any chance?
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| June 2, 2006, 08:50 |
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Re: Re: Introduction to Marketing for Women
QUOTE (tuscanverve @ June 2, 2006, 08:50)Are u indian by any chance?
Where did that come from?? 
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| June 2, 2006, 09:10 |
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tuscanverve
38 / male
kolk, India
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Re: Introduction to Marketing for Women
lol... mea culpa.
Actually, I've read many versions which say this is how an IIM professor taught marketing to students.....
(IIMs or Indian Institutes of Managements are our equivalent of Harvard Business School and etc etc ... which sometimes get you $200000 starter paycheques)
Anyway, like I mentioned I'm here to make friends too, so lets get over to the other forums and talk about Greece?
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| June 2, 2006, 19:18 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| June 6, 2006, 18:11 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Introduction to Marketing for Women
So that's how teach marketing in the Ivy League Schools.
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