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tuscanverve
37 / male
kolk, India
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Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
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Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon
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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you d!ckhead.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Said F*ck him, He's only an egg.
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay .
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| May 26, 2006, 15:11 |
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Re: Nursery Rhymes
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| May 26, 2006, 15:13 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Nursery Rhymes
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| May 26, 2006, 15:23 |
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lizonya
63 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Nursery Rhymes
those are funny tuscanverve!!! 
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| May 26, 2006, 16:26 |
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