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DOCMD10
44 / male
Nassau, Bahamas
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COMMUNICATION
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language...After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "why don't we agree on some simple signals?... For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over & squeeze my left breast one time.If you don't want to have sex , reach over & squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea & signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over & pull on my penis one time, if you don't want to have sex , reach over & pull on my penis...fifty times."....
 
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| May 26, 2006, 13:33 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: COMMUNICATION
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| May 26, 2006, 14:02 |
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lizonya
63 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: COMMUNICATION
 
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| May 26, 2006, 15:06 |
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SirHairless
65 / male
Bald Hill, Oklahoma, US
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Re: COMMUNICATION
Now I don't KARE who U R.......THAT'S FUNNY!
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| May 28, 2006, 05:22 |
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Re: Re: COMMUNICATION
QUOTE (SirHairless @ May 28, 2006, 05:22)Now I don't KARE who U R.......THAT'S FUNNY!
What?? What?? (cupping a hand to one ear) Didja say somethin' ???
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| May 28, 2006, 06:56 |
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Re: COMMUNICATION
i wonder if that would work for me. still laughing!!!!
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| May 29, 2006, 16:07 |
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