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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,

the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

 May 12, 2006, 09:04
 

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touche, Moon!

who ever said this world in which we live, is sane.
not me.

amazing how few people really accept any responsibility for their actions.

 May 12, 2006, 09:24
 

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Why wait till we die to blame Bill Gates? Can't we all join in for a class action lawsuit and sue Bill Gates, or somebody now for the carpal tunnel condition caused by wanking off to computer, cybersex chat, erotic emails and internet pornograghy?
 May 12, 2006, 09:37
 tuscanverve
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 37 / male
 kolk, India
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haha!!! carpal tunnel syndrome..... i luv it...
 May 12, 2006, 10:33
 

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Or hairy palm?
 May 12, 2006, 10:36
 tuscanverve
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 37 / male
 kolk, India
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with so much cyber and masturbation, what if a guy cannot do the real thing?

"Get that #%&*&*ing hand out of the way!!!!!"
 May 12, 2006, 10:45
 

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I got a lawsuit pending beacause I'm going blind from all the good looking women on here ... Here that ABS.... lmao.... !!!!!!!
 May 12, 2006, 13:11
 

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My membership just got cancelled ... wonder why....???? lmao... !!!!!!
 May 12, 2006, 13:13
 

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Hey, I'm surprised Abs isn't getting sued by allot of wives, husbands, gf's and bf's for this site being the source of their "alienation of affection" !

 May 12, 2006, 13:14
 

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  QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 12, 2006, 13:14)
Hey, I'm surprised Abs isn't getting sued by allot of wives, husbands, gf's and bf's for this site being the source of their "alienation of affection" !


 May 12, 2006, 14:05
 

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If you missed it...I had nothing to say about that!
 May 12, 2006, 14:06
 

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LMAO.... too funny.... !!!!!!
 May 12, 2006, 14:18
 just4urplsur
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 platte city, Missouri, US
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  QUOTE (rchamberlain @ May 12, 2006, 14:18)
LMAO.... too funny.... !!!!!!






Hey, what are you laughing at. If it wasnt for this site you would be out salking all the pounds in the area. so maybe you need to send abs a Thank You for keeping you out of trouble!!!!!!
 May 12, 2006, 14:22

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