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1TwstdTrukr
65 / male
Okmulgee, Oklahoma, US
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Toilet paper Breast Augmentation
A wife constantly complained about her body...."My hair needs to be fixed".....My lips are too thin"....."My butt is too big".....etc.
One morning she stood naked before the mirror.  .."My breasts are too small," she complained.
Her husband had heard enough and offered this suggestion: "I'll tell you what you can do about your breasts,"..  . he said to his, suddenly, very attentive wife..."Take a square of toilet paper and wipe between them every day!" 
"How is that going to make my breasts bigger?" she asked indignantly. 
"I'm not sure," the husband replied, "but just look what it's done for your ASS!!!" 
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| May 3, 2006, 18:29 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Toilet paper Breast Augmentation
ROFLMAO....    
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| May 3, 2006, 21:11 |
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pepper
55 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Toilet paper Breast Augmentation
LMAO
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| May 4, 2006, 06:30 |
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