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cupid2
38 / male
Lauderhill, Florida, US
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Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
Ladys would u like to act out your wildest fantasys.Well I'm making an adult movie an I'm lookin for pretty ladys thats sexy an love to have the best sex ...Lady are u interested?
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| June 3, 2004, 06:43 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
If you need "sex" doubles for your principles, let me know! I can't act, but if you cut the head and shoulders out, the rest doesn't matter much for a sex pic!
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| June 3, 2004, 15:09 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
what the hell is in that photo?g/f says that it looks like a dick only bigger 
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| June 3, 2004, 21:16 |
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cupid2
38 / male
Lauderhill, Florida, US
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
Hey Kbateman I like your body. I love to fill your pussy with my huge cock.........
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| June 4, 2004, 08:50 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
What happened to your original photo? We all liked that one better!
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| June 5, 2004, 10:22 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
QUOTE (cupid2 @ June 3, 2004, 06:43)Ladys would u like to act out your wildest fantasys.Well I'm making an adult movie an I'm lookin for pretty ladys thats sexy an love to have the best sex ...Lady are u interested?
Wanna act???? Gawd, if there is anything I hate, it's an adult movie where there are attempts at acting!!! Just line 'em up, and blow a whistle, fire off the starting gun, wave the checkered flag, whatever...oh yeah, there is one other thing I really hate in an adult movie,,,a limp dick, GET IT OUTTA THERE!! I know for a fact that hard ones are a dime a dozen, yank the guy with the droopy, give him a raincheck for another time and call the next number!!!!
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| June 28, 2004, 22:36 |
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shavedcock78
45 / male
SF Bay Area, California, US
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Re: Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 28, 2004, 22:36)
oh yeah, there is one other thing I really hate in an adult movie,,,a limp dick, GET IT OUTTA THERE!! I know for a fact that hard ones are a dime a dozen, yank the guy with the droopy, give him a raincheck for another time and call the next number!!!!
Yeah, tell me about it! What I can't understand is how those guys getting their dick sucked for 10 minutes straight can still BE limp!!?? Shoot, I'm rock hard just thinking about the possibility of getting a blowjob! You know how long it took me to be able to stay soft long enough to get this picture off?
But I guess if you've been filming porn and fucking all day long, it might take a little more stimulation...
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| June 30, 2004, 23:22 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
I just read it on the internet recently about the people hired specifically to keep the porn actors wet, ready, and hard between filming. They're called "fluffers" and they are just men and women who excel at giving head.
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| July 1, 2004, 08:20 |
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Re: Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 1, 2004, 08:20)I just read it on the internet recently about the people hired specifically to keep the porn actors wet, ready, and hard between filming. They're called "fluffers" and they are just men and women who excel at giving head.
did they have any online job applications? 
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| July 1, 2004, 11:42 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
I wanna read your resume' !!!
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| July 1, 2004, 12:10 |
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Re: Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 1, 2004, 12:10)I wanna read your resume' !!!
to give you an idea today just on my lunch hour i got my new issue of penthouse,g/f got her new dildo and we are making plans for the weekend with her girlfriend.i don`t have any references that don`t hate me at this time other than my g/f and she may have a biased opinion.lets just say that sex is a huge part of our lives
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| July 1, 2004, 14:00 |
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Re: Re: Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
QUOTE (24694u @ July 1, 2004, 11:42) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 1, 2004, 08:20)I just read it on the internet recently about the people hired specifically to keep the porn actors wet, ready, and hard between filming. They're called "fluffers" and they are just men and women who excel at giving head. did they have any online job applications?
I was just wondering what kind of Workman's Comp claims have been filed by fluffers???
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| July 3, 2004, 07:37 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
possibly some eye injuries if they were to good at what they were doing and had a dick go off unexpectedly  corporal tunnel i`m sure is a big one,and lock jaw for the men? 
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| July 3, 2004, 11:14 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
...or from slipping on a slick spot on the floor....
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| July 8, 2004, 12:36 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
don`t mothers always say it`s all fun until someone pokes an eye out?
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| July 8, 2004, 17:59 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
QUOTE (shavedcock78 @ June 30, 2004, 23:22) QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 28, 2004, 22:36)
oh yeah, there is one other thing I really hate in an adult movie,,,a limp dick, GET IT OUTTA THERE!! I know for a fact that hard ones are a dime a dozen, yank the guy with the droopy, give him a raincheck for another time and call the next number!!!!
Yeah, tell me about it! What I can't understand is how those guys getting their dick sucked for 10 minutes straight can still BE limp!!?? Shoot, I'm rock hard just thinking about the possibility of getting a blowjob! You know how long it took me to be able to stay soft long enough to get this picture off?
But I guess if you've been filming porn and fucking all day long, it might take a little more stimulation...
Porn films are rarely shot in sequence, they may shoot the climax first and then the foreplay, through editing it appears sequential but a limp dick is usually the give away,they may shoot a second coming later and tag that on, again you will be unwise to the event. all clever stuff.
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| July 10, 2004, 01:30 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
i'm ready for my close-up, mr de mille.
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| July 10, 2004, 22:39 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
QUOTE (allon @ July 10, 2004, 01:30) QUOTE (shavedcock78 @ June 30, 2004, 23:22) QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 28, 2004, 22:36)
oh yeah, there is one other thing I really hate in an adult movie,,,a limp dick, GET IT OUTTA THERE!! I know for a fact that hard ones are a dime a dozen, yank the guy with the droopy, give him a raincheck for another time and call the next number!!!!
Yeah, tell me about it! What I can't understand is how those guys getting their dick sucked for 10 minutes straight can still BE limp!!?? Shoot, I'm rock hard just thinking about the possibility of getting a blowjob! You know how long it took me to be able to stay soft long enough to get this picture off?
But I guess if you've been filming porn and fucking all day long, it might take a little more stimulation...
Porn films are rarely shot in sequence, they may shoot the climax first and then the foreplay, through editing it appears sequential but a limp dick is usually the give away,they may shoot a second coming later and tag that on, again you will be unwise to the event. all clever stuff.
I still think the limp dick stuff should end up on the editing room floor! And don't we all know how annoying the looping footage can be! but I'm looking at it throught the consumers eyes, and we want the higher quallity standards, but we'll buy whatever is produced and marketed.
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| July 13, 2004, 02:54 |
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mleavor
54 / male
monongahela, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
do u need men also
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| July 13, 2004, 03:35 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
I have seen quite a few videos come through my store that have had only the name changed then put out as new . they will do anything it takes to make a buck, the consumer be damned
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| July 13, 2004, 18:01 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
I've seen a few porn videos where the 900 phone sex advertisments they run before the feature, were better that the feature! A good porno,in my description, would be a 2 to 4 hours in length, have no story line or script which elliminates us from witnessing the pathetic lack of acting talent the "stars" have. It would definitly have to have a decent soundtrack, we all know what " porno music" sounds like and I know I don't care for it at all! Most importantly, NO LIMP DICKS!!!
And lastly, only the highest quaility of 900 phone sex ads !
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| July 13, 2004, 19:25 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
I think that most woman are born natural actors, (not necessarily sexual acting) but for some reason are held back by lifes drugges,men,pregnancies,schooling etc. from fulfilling their highest achievements in life, where as most men are just f_ _ _ing lazy.
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| July 17, 2004, 19:23 |
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Re: Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
QUOTE (hothands @ July 17, 2004, 19:23)I think that most woman are born natural actors, (not necessarily sexual acting) but for some reason are held back by lifes drugges,men,pregnancies,schooling etc. from fulfilling their highest achievements in life, where as most men are just f_ _ _ing lazy.
oh so sad but true
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| July 17, 2004, 20:23 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
Yeah, will just have to live with it, I heard that women are just born natural survivors.
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| July 19, 2004, 11:42 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
We outlive men! So don't waste any time of your short lives trying to figure us out
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| July 20, 2004, 04:39 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
We would never do that, cuz soon as we think we gotcha licked, you go and change the rules, and we always loose. That outliven crap is about to change,,, a new study shows that there are more woman smokers than men per/thousands and darn near even with the drinking.
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| July 20, 2004, 09:06 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
dont go pushing the ladies about out living them, remember their previous thread about poisened mushrooms and feeding the gators!
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| July 20, 2004, 10:47 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
OH Darn, I forgot about that, I got up early walked 2 miles and took the wife up to gurnee mills (shopping center) to catch a tour bus to milwaukee casino for the day, guess Im feeling a little to friske today, dont mean to step on anyones toes
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| July 20, 2004, 11:04 |
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
What's health studies got to do with eating a mushroom garnished lunch before visiting the gator farm????
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| July 20, 2004, 23:40 |
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clittyslicker
56 / male
Tecumseh, Michigan, US
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
Going back to the fluffers,any ladies need one?I have one reference that will attest to my tongual dexterity(I made a new word!) and am eager to make sure she stays wet as long as she needs/wants to be.Now there's a job you won't find on monster.com,LOL!
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| October 22, 2004, 10:47 |
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MrShaven
68 / male
Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, US
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Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
Uh Oh. You should hire my wife. She says she's been acting for years. What ever that means! 
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| October 27, 2004, 21:29 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Hey Ladys Wanna Act?
QUOTE (MrShaven @ October 27, 2004, 21:29)Uh Oh. You should hire my wife. She says she's been acting for years. What ever that means!
 With you I can only guess!  
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