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Everything I Really Need to Know.....
.....I Learned From Noah's Ark
*Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
*Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something Really big.
*Don't listen to critics. Do what has to be done.
*Build on the high ground.
*For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
*Two heads are better than one.
*Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
*If you can't fight or flee.....float.
*Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
*Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
*When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain--shovel!
*Stay below deck during the storm.
*Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built by professionals.
*If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
*Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
*No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.
*DON'T MISS THE BOAT !!!!
 
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| May 3, 2006, 08:56 |
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just4urplsur
57 / male
platte city, Missouri, US
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Re: Everything I Really Need to Know.....
Where do you get all this from????
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| May 3, 2006, 09:34 |
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