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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Nursing Home Police
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around
the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum
speed on the long corridors
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched, "STOP!" he shouted in a firm
voice.
"Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag
and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and
away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to
him. Harold nodded, and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection
"Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyser again!"
  
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| April 28, 2006, 15:57 |
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wildflower59
64 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Nursing Home Police
very funny!
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| April 28, 2006, 21:04 |
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