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Everything I Need to Know...
...I Learned in Corporate America
1) Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2) The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
3) Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
4) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
5) I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
6) One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
7) Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
8) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
9) Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
10) The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
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| April 25, 2006, 11:01 |
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smitty6044
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A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: Everything I Need to Know...
All very true! Corporate America has its own set of logic (or lack thereof) That's why "Dilbert" is so popular!
  
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| April 25, 2006, 16:39 |
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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Everything I Need to Know...
7) Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
Too true!!!!!
 
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| April 26, 2006, 06:36 |
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Re: Everything I Need to Know...
And the BAD thing is ... WE KEEP BUYING INTO IT.... !!!!!! 
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