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It's all greek to me!
The following are real telephone dialogues between customers and computer engineers in a software and hardware company:
Technician: What kind of computer do you have?
Client: ummm... a white one
Technician: OK, click on the START button at the lower left of your screen
Client: Your left or mine?
Client: Hi, my name is Martha and my computer won't print. I keep getting this error message "can't find printer", so I put the damn thing in front of the monitor and stil it won't see it...
Technician: Your password is a lower "a" as in "apple", a capital "P" as in "Peru" and a 7
Client: 7 lower or caps?
Client: Hi, I can't log on to the Internet.
Technician: Are u sure your password is correct?
Client: Yes, I saw my colleague typing it!
Technician: What was the password?
Client: five stars...
Client: Hi, my friend put this really cool screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse it's gone!
Client: Hi, I'm writing my first e-mail
Technician: And what is your problem?
Client: I can type the "a" in the adress but I can't put the small circle around it...
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