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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If while driving you relate the numbers on the gas mileage indicator to NASCAR drivers.
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| April 7, 2006, 22:37 |
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If you smoke cigars and think that ITSABOY.. is a brand name....!!! 
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| April 8, 2006, 01:12 |
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naughtyandnasty
54 / couple
blythe, California, US
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If you ever brought a motor in the dinning room to work on it
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| April 8, 2006, 21:11 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If your house has wheels , and the car in the front yard doesn'   t
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| April 11, 2006, 20:21 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If the glass on your night stand has more teeth in it than does your mouth. 
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| April 12, 2006, 23:55 |
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SirHairless
65 / male
Bald Hill, Oklahoma, US
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If you think SAFE SEX means the headboard is padded!  3some .gif">  
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| April 13, 2006, 05:23 |
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SirHairless
65 / male
Bald Hill, Oklahoma, US
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If you think SAFE SEX means the headboard is padded! 3some .gif">
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| April 13, 2006, 05:25 |
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
I you think you must have fast sex because you checked into a Holiday Inn Express.
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| April 26, 2006, 14:15 |
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If you put tires on top of your mobile home to keep the roof from rattleing in the wind.
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| April 26, 2006, 14:16 |
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If you live anywhere near me!!!!
BFE, I tell ya'!
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| April 26, 2006, 14:17 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
Naw, your just southerner, cum up here in my neck of woods, then you'll what redneck is.
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| April 26, 2006, 15:01 |
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Re: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 26, 2006, 14:17)If you live anywhere near me!!!!
BFE, I tell ya'!
I'd like to see the moon in TX.
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| May 5, 2006, 14:47 |
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If you use duct tape instead of skirting on your mobile home.
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| May 12, 2006, 15:18 |
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If you go to the bait shop to by caviar.
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| May 18, 2006, 13:26 |
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guy45forplay
64 / male
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
if you have to use a flash light to find your girls underwear 
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| May 20, 2006, 03:32 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| May 25, 2006, 17:30 |
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Re: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
QUOTE (guy45forplay @ May 20, 2006, 03:32)if you have to use a flash light to find your girls underwear
Don't you just through them agaist the wall so they stick there?
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| June 1, 2006, 09:42 |
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If someone calls you the spawn of satan.
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| June 20, 2006, 12:09 |
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BackOrFrontDoor
38 / male
Danville, Virginia, US
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If you think that the only tools you need in life are ducktape and WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't,you use ducktape but if it doesn't move and should, you use WD-40
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| July 24, 2006, 05:30 |
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pepper
55 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
QUOTE (BackOrFrontDoor @ July 24, 2006, 05:30)If you think that the only tools you need in life are ducktape and WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't,you use ducktape but if it doesn't move and should, you use WD-40
I can agree with that!
if you go to the family reunion to meet women (or men)
  
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| July 24, 2006, 06:45 |
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
ef hue lafted et thez u ar wnn tu,iam 1 2.
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| July 26, 2006, 20:47 |
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