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GentleGiant388
48 / male
Waited for the mother ship, but fell asleep and mi, Massachusetts, US
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A long winded poem...
“Ode to AFF
It was a mere month ago when I browsed the internet,
I found a site that I would soon regret…
A site that was loaded with women galore
And here I was like a kid in the candy store…
I ogled the pictures of women tall, short, and fat,
I even entered my own and thought that was that…
I entered the Massachusetts web-pages, and prayed to the big guy above,
In hopes of a woman who lived close by and was in search of my love…
I found one, a beauty recently divorced for my time to abide,
It was then that I realized, if I want to call her, it was going
To cost me twenty-nine ninety five…
I whipped out the credit card, and filled in sections one, two, and three,
Singing to myself just as happy as can be…
I thought of what I would say to her in my e-mail as I started to scan,
But with my luck as I came upon her site, my second realization hit me
She was a he; yeah, she was a man… (A TG)
I sat in the dark cruising the main page and eating my franks and beans,
I found a small section, oh my god it was AFF Magazine…
I had taken a creative writing course at N E C C,
I was happy again, all filled with glee..
I scanned a section entitled, “Rant and Rave”,
I should have just been quiet and read it behaved…
I looked for a topic to write about that was not on hand,
I went back to Windows and wrote one entitled, “The Elusive Real Man ”
As proud as I was at each of the paragraphs, I should have quoted a source,
For as women read it they became enraged and was to feel the remorse…
One after another they misquoted me and slapped me silly with their back hand,
One even tried to get me thrown out, yes she managed to get me banned…
My subscription runs out at the end of April for which I’ll turn my back and I’ll bow,
Hopefully, right about then, my pants will fall down…
So to the women in AFF who want me to blow,
I’ll be writing at Web-Naughty where I can tell them where you can go…
Pog-ma-hon! 
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| April 2, 2006, 04:47 |
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Re: A long winded poem...
Give em Hell GG..!!!  
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| April 2, 2006, 05:05 |
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wildflower59
52 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: A long winded poem...
  
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| April 2, 2006, 10:06 |
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naughtybutterfly
38 / female
blythe, Nevada, US
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Re: A long winded poem...
lol I like it
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| April 3, 2006, 11:54 |
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nykitten
42 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: A long winded poem...
Sorry to hear about your bad experience!.....I'm sure that you will find that we are not like the other people!.....We are far too abnormal to handle such ignorant people!.... 
Enjoy it here!  ......I know I do! As well as many others! 
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| April 4, 2006, 13:29 |
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