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GentleGiant388
48 / male Waited for the mother ship, but fell asleep and mi, Massachusetts, US
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If I only had a dime... a poem in rhyme...
“If I only had a dime”
If I had a dime for every time a woman said this to me;
I’d be a rich man, and so much happier I would be…
I don’t wish to offend,
But I love you as friend…
Having you sit next to me is my plan,
You can leave as soon as I find a “ Real Man ”…
You’re as sweet as the birds and the bees,
I need to go to the bathroom, so watch coat please…
You can sit next me, please come over here,
Just don’t say a thing and buy me a beer…
I’m dressed to nine’s because I’m all that,
Hey ugly, “What are you staring at”…
I receive these lines, two times a day
For twenty years, at a dollar a play
I’d have enough to get on a plane
Fly to China where the girls go insane...
To spend all their moments with me in time
I really would be, the king on a dime…
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| April 1, 2006, 21:20 |
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littlecock
48 / male southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: If I only had a dime... a poem in rhyme...
that sounds like a chapter out of my life!
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| April 1, 2006, 21:36 |
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Re: If I only had a dime... a poem in rhyme...
yep, me too at times...
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| April 1, 2006, 21:52 |
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wildflower59
52 / female McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: If I only had a dime... a poem in rhyme...
all of that does sound familar.... including "I really like you , but I'm in love with my x" I've heard that a lot too!
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| April 3, 2006, 02:34 |
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nykitten
42 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: If I only had a dime... a poem in rhyme...
People can be very shallow, but then again, that's what makes us all unique! ....And the people here are very far from shallow....I'm sure you will enjoy your time here, and remember you will get out of this site, what you give it!.....Take advantage of the forums and chat room and get to know these people.......We are far from judgemental!......And very proud of that!
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| April 4, 2006, 13:25 |
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