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blu4u
53 / male
Glasgow, Scotland, UK
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A couple more
A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told
her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of
the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts,"
she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised
to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when
he came home.
He didn't believe her so she said: "Next week I'll leave a gap in the
curtains so that you can see for yourself."
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
asked: "Do you shave?"
"No," said the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there.
Do you have hairs?"
"Oh yes," said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
When the husband got back in she asked:
"Did you see?"
"Yes," he said. "But why the f**k did you have to show her yours?"
"Why," she said. "You've seen it all before."
"I know," he said, "but the f**king darts team hadn't!!!"
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said,You'll like this one !
"When I got married to your mother the first thing I did when we got home
was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your mother and told her to try
them on, which she did. They were enormous on her and she said to me that
she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
I said to her, "Of course they are too large for you. I wear the trousers in
this family and I always will. Ever since that day we have never had a
single problem".
Jack took his father's advice to heart and as soon as he got Jill alone
after the wedding, he did the same thing. He took off his trousers and
handed them to Jill and told her to try them on. When she did she said "I
can't wear these, they're far too large for me".
"Exactly" Jack replied "I wear the trousers in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that".
Then Jill took off her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on Jack"
she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't get into your knickers" said Jack. So Jill said "Exactly, and if
you don't change your f****** attitude, you never will!
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| April 1, 2006, 11:47 |
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wildflower59
64 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: A couple more
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| April 1, 2006, 13:06 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: A couple more
LMAO....
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| April 1, 2006, 13:41 |
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Re: A couple more
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| April 1, 2006, 18:59 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: A couple more
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| April 1, 2006, 19:01 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: A couple more
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| April 3, 2006, 08:37 |
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