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blu4u
53 / male
Glasgow, Scotland, UK
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MEN STRIKE BACK.....
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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| April 1, 2006, 11:46 |
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Re: MEN STRIKE BACK.....
your in trouble now...lol... 
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| April 1, 2006, 15:24 |
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naughtyandnasty
54 / couple
blythe, California, US
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Re: MEN STRIKE BACK.....
oh bad boy!!!!!!!!  WAIT I'M NOT DONE YET Naughtybutterfly
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| April 1, 2006, 16:39 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: MEN STRIKE BACK.....
This is what I keep talking about. On the other sites like AFF, you'd of been banned, burned at the stake, drawn and quatered, hung , shot, and anything else the women on that site could of thought of...but here men are alowed to have a sense of humor, twisted, but still a sense of humor!...   
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| April 1, 2006, 21:04 |
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blu4u
53 / male
Glasgow, Scotland, UK
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Re: MEN STRIKE BACK.....
Wow, stop, my arse is red raw !!!
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| April 1, 2006, 21:19 |
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Re: MEN STRIKE BACK.....
Well the reason for that is GG, Is that this is'nt really an adult site.. It's just a lay-over stop for all the crazies going to various Mental health facilities.....!!! 
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| April 1, 2006, 23:51 |
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naughtyandnasty
54 / couple
blythe, California, US
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Re: MEN STRIKE BACK.....
there coming to take me away...ho ho there coming to take me away..he he there coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha to the funnyfarm.......were life is grand 
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| April 3, 2006, 01:44 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: MEN STRIKE BACK.....
Im not sure which makes me laugh harder, the joke, or the conversation.... 
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| April 3, 2006, 08:40 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: MEN STRIKE BACK.....
RONFLMAO......at both the joke and conversation.
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| April 3, 2006, 12:14 |
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pepper
55 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: MEN STRIKE BACK.....
All of the above!
  
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| April 4, 2006, 06:58 |
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