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School Excuse Notes
You've probably seen these before but I think they're worth another look!! 
These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins .
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. .
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
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| March 31, 2006, 13:36 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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| March 31, 2006, 14:00 |
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wildflower59
64 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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| March 31, 2006, 20:32 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: School Excuse Notes
awesome. 
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| April 1, 2006, 01:53 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| April 1, 2006, 07:05 |
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naughtyandnasty
54 / couple
blythe, California, US
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| April 1, 2006, 16:43 |
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Re: School Excuse Notes
ROFLMAO...!!!
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| April 1, 2006, 18:50 |
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