|
| AUTHOR |
MESSAGE |
|
nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
|
4 lessons for the working class!
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing
all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can
I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The
crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit
sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden,
a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
be able to get to the
top of that tree, " sighed the turkey, "but
I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The
turkey pecked at a lump of dung
and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach
the first
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more
dung, he reached
the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he
was proudly perched
at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who
shot the turkey
out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain
said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole
body's responses and
functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss
as we carry the brain about
and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said,
"We should be the
Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on
and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally
the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of
the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike,
blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time
the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched,
the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be
the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did
all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will
do.
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While
it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it
began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing
him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him
out and ate him!
Moral of the story:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
|
| March 30, 2006, 09:53 |
|
funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
|
Re: 4 lessons for the working class!
Awesome.... 
|
| March 30, 2006, 17:23 |
|
littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
|
Re: 4 lessons for the working class!
|
| March 30, 2006, 20:45 |
|
hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
|
Re: 4 lessons for the working class!
|
| March 31, 2006, 01:03 |
|
naughtyandnasty
54 / couple
blythe, California, US
|
Re: 4 lessons for the working class!
ROFLMAO..
|
| March 31, 2006, 01:29 |
|
|
