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naughtyandnasty
54 / couple
blythe, California, US
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Are You Demented
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you'll lose it" also applies to the brain, so...
The test below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test to determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces between answers and questions are so you don't see the answers too quickly and to give you time to develop your own answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin.
Question #1:
What do you put in a toaster?
Answer:
Bread -- if you said toast then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread move on ahead.
Question #2:
Say "silk" five times then spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said milk, please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. If you said water, then proceed to question 3.
Question #3:
If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said green bricks, what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions??? If you said glass, then go on to Question 4.
Question #4:
It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? In East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer:
You don't bury survivors! If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said you don't bury the survivors then proceed to the next question.
Question #5:
Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer:
Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU driving the bus!! Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" so they can see just how demented they might be.
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| March 29, 2006, 06:12 |
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Re: Are You Demented
Anyone have a funnel? --------> 
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| March 29, 2006, 08:55 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Are You Demented
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| March 29, 2006, 08:59 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Are You Demented
Got me on the milk one!....
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| March 29, 2006, 09:05 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Are You Demented
What where those questions again??? 
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| March 29, 2006, 11:46 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Are You Demented
I'm not demented , I got them all right   
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| March 29, 2006, 18:53 |
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Re: Are You Demented
%$^&* 645#$... **UgTR$$#...< )(*&YG$$#...!!!!LOL...
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| March 30, 2006, 06:00 |
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