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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Equal Opportunity
A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't.... there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-- In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?"
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..."
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| March 25, 2006, 05:12 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Equal Opportunity
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| March 25, 2006, 06:41 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Equal Opportunity
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| March 25, 2006, 08:33 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Equal Opportunity
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| March 25, 2006, 09:48 |
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wildflower59
64 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Equal Opportunity
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| March 25, 2006, 10:14 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Equal Opportunity
Fair is Fair...LMAO... 
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| March 25, 2006, 10:36 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Equal Opportunity
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| March 25, 2006, 12:03 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Equal Opportunity
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| March 25, 2006, 12:21 |
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