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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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the surgeons
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman
was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's
blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now
she's a senator from New York.   
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| March 24, 2006, 22:00 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: the surgeons
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| March 24, 2006, 22:01 |
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wildflower59
64 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: the surgeons
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| March 24, 2006, 22:03 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: the surgeons
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| March 24, 2006, 22:24 |
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funlovingpair
58 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: the surgeons
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| March 25, 2006, 10:27 |
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