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All I Need To Know About Life........
........ I Learned From a Cow
* Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
* Don't cry over spilled milk.
* When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
* The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
* Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
* It's better to be seen and not herd.
* Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
* Never take any bull from anybody.
* Always let them know who's the bossy.
* Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
* Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
* Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: All I Need To Know About Life........
  udderly facinating
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| March 24, 2006, 17:17 |
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Re: All I Need To Know About Life........
HOLY COW BATMAN...DID YOU SEE THE TITS ON THAT ONE...!!!????   
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