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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Retirement
My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout.
Time was when, of its own accords, from my trousers it would spring.
but now I have a full time job, just to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.
For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.
But now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its withered head, and watch me tie my shoes.
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| March 24, 2006, 00:41 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Retirement
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| March 24, 2006, 00:44 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Retirement
LMAO...
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| March 24, 2006, 05:48 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Retirement
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| March 24, 2006, 22:20 |
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