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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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How Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle?
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going
into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try
it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who
has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as
much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first
few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can
get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping
up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for
the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the
rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin'
Bikes.
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| March 20, 2006, 11:34 |
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Re: How Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle?
 
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| March 20, 2006, 11:37 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: How Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle?
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| March 20, 2006, 20:28 |
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