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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Need to be screwed?
lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please
be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he
kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd
look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get
the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he
had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to
deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design
a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought
he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job
or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product,
he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about
it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was...
God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm
really excited!"
"Good, " said the new husband, "but,
why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna
get screwed!"
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| March 19, 2006, 20:12 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Need to be screwed?
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| March 19, 2006, 21:52 |
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Re: Need to be screwed?
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| March 20, 2006, 00:36 |
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rotor
40 / male
Christchurch, New Zealand
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Re: Need to be screwed?
u there nykittn
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| March 20, 2006, 04:23 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Need to be screwed?
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| March 20, 2006, 05:03 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: Need to be screwed?
 ...............LOL..... 
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| March 20, 2006, 05:28 |
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