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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX
1. I was kidding about being sterile, you know.
2. Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?
3. How come it's so BIG in there?
4. You've done this with a lotta guys before, right?
5. Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?
6. (Sniff, sniff) Is that CAT food?
7. (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
8. You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!
9. My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.
10. Do you know what a 'douche' is?
11. Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.
12. I want you to try some of MY deodorant.
13. I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?
14, Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!
15. I never saw a girl with hairy boobs before!
16. I've been getting these little blisters lately.....
17. You wanna do those dishes before you leave?
18. You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!
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| March 14, 2006, 04:11 |
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pepper
55 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX
 bad boy, baaaaaaad boy.... 
  
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| March 14, 2006, 07:26 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX
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| March 14, 2006, 07:58 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX
LMAO! Good ones!
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| March 14, 2006, 08:13 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX
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| March 14, 2006, 09:44 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX
Love it BN
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| March 15, 2006, 23:43 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX
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| March 16, 2006, 08:46 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX
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| March 16, 2006, 13:13 |
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