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Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
     
 Jill
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| March 10, 2006, 18:20 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| March 10, 2006, 18:24 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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| March 10, 2006, 18:58 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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| March 12, 2006, 15:35 |
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| March 12, 2006, 15:47 |
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| March 12, 2006, 15:49 |
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tomboy6978
45 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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i thought it was pop the cherry and then comes red red wine
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| March 12, 2006, 21:38 |
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OUCH!!!
Jill
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| March 12, 2006, 21:45 |
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lol just what i was thinking lol  
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| March 13, 2006, 15:31 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Oohhh you are going to get it now
Jill, who had been married for several years, was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sex life, and finally decides to purchase some erotic clothing.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and while her husband was watching television, she takes a bath and dresses in her purchased pair of crotchless undies and a slinky negligee.
She then strolls between her husband and the television and suggestively tosses one leg up on his chair arm.
"Want some of this big boy?" she purres.
"Are you kidding?", he replies, "Look at what it did to those panties!"
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| March 14, 2006, 02:13 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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QUOTE (naughtybutterfly @ March 13, 2006, 15:31)
And you.....NO NUKKIE FOR YOU 
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| March 14, 2006, 02:15 |
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QUOTE (bignasty @ March 14, 2006, 02:15) QUOTE (naughtybutterfly @ March 13, 2006, 15:31)
And you.....NO NUKKIE FOR YOU
hey i was a good girl i didn't say anything but ....if you want to play ....
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| March 14, 2006, 09:53 |
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QUOTE (bignasty @ March 14, 2006, 02:13)Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Oohhh you are going to get it now
Jill, who had been married for several years, was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sex life, and finally decides to purchase some erotic clothing.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and while her husband was watching television, she takes a bath and dresses in her purchased pair of crotchless undies and a slinky negligee.
She then strolls between her husband and the television and suggestively tosses one leg up on his chair arm.
"Want some of this big boy?" she purres.
"Are you kidding?", he replies, "Look at what it did to those panties!"
Cute BN!!!  But too bad that your story is VERY inaccurate!!! I would never buy crotchless undies...don't do undies of any kind! Secondly, Jack has NEVER turned me down...he's a happy man! And he's the first man that I have found that was already a fine wine...no need to stomp the shit out of him... 
Jill
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