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The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant" This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
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Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white & might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor & told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse & told him to drink it all. Jesse did and replied, "Doc That tasted just like bullshit!" The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
I'm just not right, I know it...... 
 
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| March 10, 2006, 11:36 |
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and that's why you're Moon.. 
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| March 10, 2006, 11:41 |
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lovemachine
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green bay, Wisconsin, US
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| March 10, 2006, 11:50 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| March 10, 2006, 17:25 |
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Re: :D
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ March 10, 2006, 11:36)t
I'm just not right, I know it......
In my book your a perfect 10! 
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littlecock
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southwest, Colorado, US
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