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Pay Raise Request
A Penis asking for a pay raise.
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
** I work at great depths.
** I plunge head first into everything I do.
** I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
** I work in a damp environment.
** I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
** I work in high temperatures.
** My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
The Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments
you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
** You do not work 8 hours straight.
** You fall asleep after brief work periods.
** You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
** You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
** You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
** You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
** You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
** You will retire well before you are 65.
** You are unable to work double shifts.
** You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And, if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
 Jill
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| March 2, 2006, 21:47 |
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pepper
55 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Pay Raise Request
  
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| March 3, 2006, 06:57 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Pay Raise Request
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| March 4, 2006, 07:30 |
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Re: Pay Raise Request
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| March 4, 2006, 07:54 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Pay Raise Request
maybe a little viagra would help with the raise 
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| March 4, 2006, 11:30 |
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