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Doc426
73 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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How About A Nice MILF Story
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says,
"If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She said,
"I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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| October 1, 2023, 23:09 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: How About A Nice MILF Story
Perfect...
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| October 8, 2023, 14:43 |
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