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Doc426
73 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Missing Wife ?
Husband: reporting missing wife to the police
She went out yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my Car
Sergeant: What kind of Car?
Husband: BMW, can’t remember what model. It’s blue.
Sergeant: Was there anything of value in the car?
Husband: (sobbing) Yes, my golf clubs
Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74
Tungsten Prepreg shaft
Titleist TS3 15 degree Fairway wood with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft
Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts
Titleist 718 AP2 irons 5-50deg with nippon modus 120 x shafts
Titleist Vokey Sm8 52,56 & 60 degree wedges
Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35 inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT
Tour Skull grip
Titleist mid Staff bag
Nikon range finder
12 x pro V1s
3 x Titleist player's Golf gloves
Titleist towel
Alignment sticks and Stitch leather cover
Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Sergeant: Don't worry, We'll find your golf clubs.
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| March 12, 2023, 20:32 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Missing Wife ?
If I were his wife I would sale his golf clubs and keep going. 
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| March 13, 2023, 11:17 |
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