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Doc426
73 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Since it snowed today...
We received about 4 inches of snow yesterday and .......
8:00 am: I made a snowman
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man.. woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - I was accused of using a black face on the snowperson
8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was
build a snowman
Moral: There isn't any moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.
Second thought: The world is a far, far different place than when I was younger.
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| December 20, 2022, 18:14 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Since it snowed today...
So true and unfortunate.
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| December 26, 2022, 21:02 |
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ashkats
64 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Since it snowed today...
i been doing the snowshovel boogie 
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| January 8, 2023, 17:37 |
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