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sexyone1
63 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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British Humor
The train was quite crowded and the U.S. Marine had tiredly walked through looking for a seat. But, the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged French woman's poodle.
The war weary marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "You Americans are so rude...my little Fifi is using that seat."
So the marine went on his way and walked the entire train again without finding a seat. The only one left was under that little dog. "Please ma'am, may I sit down here...I am very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the marine didn't say a word. He picked up the little dog and threw it out the window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor, this American must be put in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You use the wrong fork when you eat. You drive on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"
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| October 13, 2022, 18:53 |
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Doc426
73 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: British Humor
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| October 16, 2022, 17:51 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: British Humor
Thank you! I wonder if the Englishman helped him throw the right Bitch out the window?
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| October 24, 2022, 16:54 |
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