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Doc426
73 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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A Problem with A Nut !
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer, the nut fell in his ear. They both tried to dig it out but only succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
After hours of trying they pair decided to go to the hospital.
As they were going out the door, their daughter came home with her date. Being told the problem, their daughter's date said he could get help. The young man sat the father down, then shoved two fingers up the man's nose, held his mouth closed and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the wife turned to her husband and said, "That's great! He's smart? What do you think he's going to be when he gets older?"
The father said, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."
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| March 11, 2021, 03:54 |
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sexyone1
63 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: A Problem with A Nut !
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| March 14, 2021, 15:25 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: A Problem with A Nut !
Lovely!
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| March 14, 2021, 16:02 |
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